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In Costa Rica, Order a Married Man

Next time you’re in Costa Rica, find a restaurant that serves comida tipica, or typical Costa Rican cuisine. Pick up your menu, browse through the selections, and choose the dish that offers rice, beans, salad, and meat. Then put the menu down, look bravely at your waiter, and ask for the married man. It’s that simple.

Of course, you might want to use the Spanish word for this: casado. This is the Costa Rican equivalent of a blue plate special. Why do they call it a casado, or married man? I’ve heard a couple of versions of this story.

One version says that in the past, Costa Rican wives would pack this meal in their husbands’ lunch boxes when they sent them off to work. Here’s another:

(From the novel, See Before You Die: Costa Rica)

“Married.”

I jumped at the smooth voice over my shoulder. I turned and there he was—Mr. Ripped—smiling down at me with a plate in his hand. Did he just say something about marriage?

“Excuse me?”

“Casado.” He pointed at the table. “Traditional Costa Rican cuisine. Black beans. Rice. Meat. Cabbage. Tomatoes. It’s known as casado. The word translates as married, or more specifically, married man. It means the boring daily fare a man can expect to eat after he’s been snagged into marriage.”

“Nice.”

“What can I say? These Ticos have a wicked sense of humor…” 

 



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Do Spas Know They’re Scary?

I think spas know they’re scary.

So they try to hide it. Like when you go to the dentist and they play classical music to lull you while they prep the drill from hell.

The dentist tries to make you feel warm and fuzzy by hanging pictures of cute and cuddly baby animals on the ceiling.

Meanwhile, they berate your delicate teeth with gritty polish and squirt your sensitive gums with icy water.

Spas are better at hiding the scary stuff. The rooms are dim and they have fountains tinkling everywhere and fluty music floating around. The aroma of lavender and roses wafts about.

All of this makes you forget they’re going to see that you don’t workout, your body is imperfect, and you forgot to shave your legs.

(Excerpt from See Before You Die: Costa Rica)

 What do you think? Are spas scary?

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3 Ways Men are Like Lava Cake

Hot, molten, chocolate lava-cake is a decadent custard-sized dessert that is crusty and brownie-like on top, with a hot, melty inside.

Often, these fancy cakes are elegantly garnished with powdered sugar or whipped cream or ripe raspberries.

The best thing about these mini cakes is that they’re served in individual portions, which means you get to have one all to yourself.

Call me strange, but I fantasize about luscious lava cake in much the same way that I fantasize about men.

Over the years, all this decadent fantasizing has led me to discover three important facts that every woman should know lava cake and men:

3 Ways Men are Like Lava Cake

1.  They’re a perfectly sinful treat to be enjoyed on special occasions.

2.  They’re a bit too much trouble to have every day.

3.  The reason we love ’em so much is they’re not quite fully baked.

 

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