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6 Sinful Summer Photo Tips

Now that summer’s finally here, people will be dragging out their cameras and dusting them off in the hopes of capturing some fun summer photos.

Unfortunately, the results of these warm-weather photo shoots are often a little disappointing.

The reason for these less-than-exciting pictures is that most photographers seem to think they must follow a set of rules when taking photos. Nothing could be farther from the truth.

This summer, drastically improve your photos by tossing the rules aside and commiting the following 6 photo-taking sins:

1.  Don’t center your subject. Framing a shot is not like aiming a gun. You don’t need to center your sites on the target. Imagine a set of crosshairs on the photo. Now instead of using the crosshairs to center your subject, use them to place your subject on either side (or above or below) the center of the picture. The baby on the bench in an example.

2.  Knock it off kilter. Instead of taking the typical “photo-taking stance” with feet shoulder-with apart, etc, etc, try a radically different position. Get down on the ground, stand on a chair, or tilt your camera at a diagonal to find an interesting new perspective.

3.  Stop shooting scenics. People flip through scenic pictures faster than light can travel into your camera lens. To make your scenic shots more exciting, put something or someone in the foreground. This adds depth to a photo and creates human interest.

4.  Banish the pose. Avoid those fake-cheese smiles. Photograph both children and adults while they are actively exploring. Shots like this create more personalized memories than staged “portraits.”

5.  Shun sunny days. Our natural response to sun-shiny days is to grab the camera and head outside. Yet full sun can create unsightly shadows and squinty eyes. Overcast days offer a far softer and more flattering light for taking pictures.

6.  Chop off the head. We’ve all made fun of photos where freakishly-tall Uncle Al’s head has been cut off, but sometimes “chopping” off part of the photo can be a good thing. Picture-takers tend to include too much stuff in their photos. Zooming in closer and creating a tighter shot can create a less-cluttered photo. Children’s faces are wonderful subjects – as long as you have the eyes, you will get a great shot.

 

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Do Spas Know They’re Scary?

I think spas know they’re scary.

So they try to hide it. Like when you go to the dentist and they play classical music to lull you while they prep the drill from hell.

The dentist tries to make you feel warm and fuzzy by hanging pictures of cute and cuddly baby animals on the ceiling.

Meanwhile, they berate your delicate teeth with gritty polish and squirt your sensitive gums with icy water.

Spas are better at hiding the scary stuff. The rooms are dim and they have fountains tinkling everywhere and fluty music floating around. The aroma of lavender and roses wafts about.

All of this makes you forget they’re going to see that you don’t workout, your body is imperfect, and you forgot to shave your legs.

(Excerpt from See Before You Die: Costa Rica)

 What do you think? Are spas scary?

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Life

3 Ways Men are Like Lava Cake

Hot, molten, chocolate lava-cake is a decadent custard-sized dessert that is crusty and brownie-like on top, with a hot, melty inside.

Often, these fancy cakes are elegantly garnished with powdered sugar or whipped cream or ripe raspberries.

The best thing about these mini cakes is that they’re served in individual portions, which means you get to have one all to yourself.

Call me strange, but I fantasize about luscious lava cake in much the same way that I fantasize about men.

Over the years, all this decadent fantasizing has led me to discover three important facts that every woman should know lava cake and men:

3 Ways Men are Like Lava Cake

1.  They’re a perfectly sinful treat to be enjoyed on special occasions.

2.  They’re a bit too much trouble to have every day.

3.  The reason we love ’em so much is they’re not quite fully baked.

 

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