A few packaged foods I found on grocery store shelves in Germany:

These two models look like they’re having a really great time. I wonder if he knows this product is called the Ham Nutcracker?

Hungry for a fine little wiener? Yours for only 3 Euro…

I think this one is where the phrase ‘Lost in Translation’ comes from…

I haven’t actually been able to find this Sausage Suitcase on store shelves, but I’m on the lookout…

What’s the motto printed across the bottom of this ad?

German Sausage. Everything else is Cheese.